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CEO Cat

A memecoin about a cat who thinks the outfit makes the CEO.

CEO mindset. Cat reality.

CEO Cat, a cream cat in a blonde bob wig and tweed blazer, standing in a busy open-plan office

Contract address

Only trust the contract on this page and in our pinned X post. Anything else is fake.

The story

On his first morning as CEO, the cat arrived in a tweed blazer, a striped tie and a blonde bob he described as a leadership look. Nobody corrected him, mostly because nobody was sure how.

He was shown to the best chair in the room and took it without asking. He scheduled a meeting about the meeting. The Q4 strategy was on the whiteboard, and he endorsed it from a gentle horizontal position.

By mid-afternoon he had delegated everything, including the delegating, to the golden retriever. The retriever was thrilled. He is still waiting to be told why.

The cat from behind in a blazer and wig, carrying a briefcase toward a large house at dusk
Arriving on time. Technically the first one in.

Expectation vs reality

The cat seated at a vast marble desk covered in paperwork, city skyline behind him at sunset
Expectation. Decisive. Visionary. Slightly backlit.
The cat asleep in his chair during a strategy meeting while a dog, rabbit, bear and owl take notes
Reality. Asleep during the Q4 strategy meeting.

Meet the team

CEO Cat standing upright in a tweed blazer and striped tie

CEO Cat

Chief Executive, self-appointed. Core skills: sitting in chairs, confident eye contact and napping through Q4.

A golden retriever in a tweed blazer receiving an Employee of the Month trophy from the cat

The Employee

A golden retriever. Employee of the month, every month. Fetches the coffee, the numbers and occasionally the blame.

Six views of the cat in his wig and blazer, from front to back, against a pale blue backdrop
Official wardrobe review: approved by the wardrobe.